PUDDING & SOUSE: Ready-made jacket for dad

A CLOSE-KNIT housing district  has been buzzing with talk about a mother  of three girls who has found herself in a big dilemma since the death of her man.Apparently when  the man was alive  he was the father of her first two daughters, but now that he has died she is telling the last child’s father – who by the way just came out  of prison – that he is also the father  of her second child.To make matters worse she even verbally abused the poor child, who  is not yet ten, and ordered her to call  the ex-convict daddy.Residents want to know if she is going crazy because the child still goes by the dead man’s relatives on weekends.The residents also want this mother to get her act together and instead of dissing people on Facebook to get her paternity tests for all of her children instead of confusing their heads with multiple daddies.Still no wordAs if the recent publishing in Pudding & Souse wasn’t an eye-opener, workers are still waiting to hear from management about where their jobs stand. They still have not received their outstanding monies, nor are they getting their unemployment green papers.They thought that the beautiful business on the hill would have been bountiful, but it resembles a ghost town.Workers are laughing because they know the pretty building can’t give  the businessman the big cheques  he is used to bullying people for.CEO living largeWorkers at a certain institution want to know who  will decide the rates that their  CEO is supposed to be getting.Apparently there has been a lot of internal grumbling because there seems to be no end to the amount of money that she gets, not only for her salary,  but other expenditures.So far for the year she has already spent over $24 000 to jet around first class, while those employees who travel with her had to settle for economy class.Now she is trying to get her already expensive and almost new vehicle upgraded, stating that she needs  to update her outlook since  she is climbing the social ladder.She is also petitioning for an extension of her contract which,  of course, will include more dinero.Employees are upset that while  she shows a good face when in  the company of people of like mind  and status, she makes them smell hell on a daily basis with her very uncouth and haughty attitude.They say despite her claim to fame she sadly lacks social and leadership skills and is merely getting by pretending to be all that.People are asking if there is going  to be a hearing to determine if she should remain and continue to receive the big salary she now commands, and all the other expensive perks – all paid for by the unsuspecting John Public which she fails to adequately represent.They want to know what is fair  in that!Penalty for refereeA well-known football referee is headlining the latest  news making the rounds.Apparently this man likes to scam women who have money, especially  those in their 40s and up.His latest victim is pregnant for him, and he has already done his famous disappearing act.She apparently spent thousands  of dollars on him, even taking him  on a trip to the United States recently.Now he is in hot water from his employers after writing off the company vehicle. Word has it that he had  a schoolgirl joyriding in the vehicle with him when the accident occurred. His friends are wondering what he will  do now that he no longer has his  park-out sex ride. They want him to remember that what goes around comes around!