It feels great to volunteer

Dear Christine
I am one of your biggest fans and I find your column very interesting, sweet and adorable. I just can’t wait to read it because it helps me alot in whatever I do or say.
I have joined one of Barbados’ biggest programmes and it feels real good giving back to the community where I live. I would like to tell the guys out there, think before you act, think about your mothers, sons, sisters, brothers, nieces, nephews, wives, aunts, uncles, husbands, girlfriends, boyfriends, friends and everyone around you. 
Order in a couple of pizzas, Chefette, Kentucky Fried Chicken or do some popcorn or just cook up a little something, invite them over, sit down and watch those shows on cable tv. – Jerry Springer, Maury or Tyra Banks, Steve Wilkos, Motel Williams or Dr Phil Show – and I know this would be a better place. 
Secondly, I am writing to you because I would like to get in touch with 13 beautiful, sexy, gorgeous, intelligent, smart, funny, easy going, down to earth out going ladies and their names are: Maisha Gainer, Madeleine Aserson, Lynette McKinney, Camilla Poindexter, Misty Alli, Myaa Thompson, Vita Alexander, Amanda Myers, Erica Ellyson, Nikkio Connell, Rochelle Torgman, Simone Hopson and Brittany Fuchs.
– J.O.
Dear J.0.
There are two facets to your question which I will comment on.
The first relates to the positive virtues of volunteerism. I agree with you wholeheartedly that one should try to give back to their community.
If more people did this they would help to improve the quality of life in their district.
As a people we often look to the Government to do things in our district which we can conceivably handle ourselves if we were committed to working as a group.
That said, we are at a lost on what sort of volunteerism could be involved in bringing in fast foods and watch cable shows. You need to explain yourself here.
Secondly, you also need to explain why you need “13 beautiful, sexy, gorgeous, intelligent, smart, funny, easy going, down to earth out going ladies”.
Do you have a show in mind? If so this column is not for that purpose. Please contact our Advertising Department for that.
– Christine