Saturday, May 11, 2024

FLYING FISH & COU COU – Festering from within

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 A FEW MONTHS of publicity appear to have gone to a certain individual’s head. And now he is facing two lawsuits and is sure to find them very bitter medicine to swallow.
After first trying to exploit a grave situation to get his own way – and failing – he has now taken to writing dubious letters and making unfounded accusations against people, including the person who could be deemed his boss, if only politically.
Indeed, part of his exploitative manoeuvre was to get his boss moved. He has also been after another man not known to be afraid of legally sparring with anyone.
Now with the unwitting help of two Caucasian non-nationals he is trying to make look bad, the people with whom he should be fostering good relations.
THE DAY OF RECKONING
A CERTAIN politico might have to make certain resolutions for the New Year. And one of them might have to be to forget about politics once and for all.
Cou Cou has learnt that certain information is now in the hands of authorities which they are duty bound to pursue. There is a virtual complainant, there are documents and there is purported to be evidence. The only thing left is for the defendant to make an appearance before his worship.
SQUARE PEGS
 
Cou Cou understands that the ruling dispensation has been called upon to get rid of two operatives – one a hardcore Dem and the other a latter-day DLPite – from two important civic functions.
Why? Both have created absolute chaos at the sites where they can often be found.
Both are intellectual eunuchs who would make Don Quixote appear to be Albert Einstein. Unfortunately, staffers at both sites have become chronic victims of this pair’s ignorance and their complaints have fallen on deaf ears.
While one invests a lot of their time trying to micro-manage a place that needs someone with greater skills, the other by virtue of utter stupidity has ensured that communication with them is untenable. In such an environment, while staffers are suffering in the short-term, thousands could suffer in the long-term.
DEPUTY MATERIAL
A few names have been bandied about as a possible deputy to the boss man but one person has started to get some healthy support as the best person to sit at his right side.
His intelligence, fearlessness, willingness to take on challenges, comfort with the media, and no-nonsense approach when it comes to meeting the political adversary head-on, have marked him as an ideal candidate for the job.
However, detractors are saying that he does not have the contacts to bring in monetary contributions to the grouping every five years when it is needed. These supporters of another individual are trying to put the seal on the envelope bearing the name of the other lion-hearted individual whom they prefer. The next few weeks will prove very interesting.
A certain person has been warned to watch out for a Bajan Brutus.
Word is that certain rumours making the rounds have been generated from within their own circle of would-be colleagues.
It appears that one particular yarn was put out by an individual known to dress up in cowboy boots, hat, apron and nothing else at Christmas, and stand under the mistletoe hoping to be kissed by any of the friends invited over for cocktails.
The person has been advised to keep one ally in particular close as he is willing to put his neck on the block.

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