INVESTIGATIONS ARE UNDER WAY at a certain institution and can turn out to be a major embarrassment for a high-ranking official.
The probe involves the payment of money to facilitate the rental of an apartment.
Pudding and Souse understands that a major conflict of interest has arisen over the transaction.
And, to make matters worse, the funds are said to have been taken from an organisation at the institution which is now broke.
Angry members of the organisation are now fighting to have the official’s name removed as a signatory since they say this individual has refused to provide them with certain paperwork.
Bash of the year
The social event of the year was held last Saturday, but if you weren’t one of the near-150 guests invited, it isn’t that you were forgotten.
It’s just that the hosts wanted only those regarded as their closest friends there.
Don’t worry though. You were in good company, as Pudding and Souse and anyone who may be considered close to us were not invited.
As to who was there, the young turk in finance and the one in health were present and accounted for. The queen passed through to lend her regal status to the proceedings, while the big boy in finance and his spouse enjoyed the champagne which flowed in abundance.
The top man who declared his friendship was missing in action, but the big finance boss from down south whose company is on the rocks flew in just for the party.
Don’t expect to see anything but the official photographs for this golden bash as those who came were warned about using their cellphones so no picture could turn up in this newspaper.
Uneven skin tone
The dark woman who has turned brown-skin needs to be reminded that bleaching creams are still selling.
At a recent event, everyone was laughing at her two-toned face and wondering if she could no longer afford the bleach.
Some of her friends were even saying that instead of using all of her money to go dancing every Friday, Saturday and Sunday nights with the short man who drives a grey car, she should spend some of it on the bleaching products so that she can get an even skin tone again.
Love-sick puppy
The sweet-talking man who is always out with his latest flame wants to know why she is a stickler for punishment.
Apparently, he is always cursing and disrespecting her in front of everyone but she refuses to let him go.
This mature woman who operates a business also has her own car, house and apartments but she keeps behaving like a love-sick puppy.
Maybe this is a case of “be careful what you wish for”.
All hot but the hair
People are wondering why a prominent businessman would not give his mistress money to get a proper hairdo or buy the latest style in wigs.
This woman who thinks she is the hottest thing around is still wearing old wigs from back in the 1970s.
Someone, please get her a full-size double-mirror so that she can see that what she is wearing on her head looks worse than an old, wet mop.
