IT LOOKS LIKE a by-election in the making.
Indeed, all eyes are focused on a certain central riding where a prospective first-timer is determined to put some lashes on another newcomer whose surname might be better known by fans following football in England.
Cou Cou understands that more than 3 000 people are registered for the upcoming run-off.
If all those counted in this big showdown are anything to go by, the one now sitting comfortably could very well be made to suck salt.
Plan in works
The word in George Street is that there is a certain group pushing to have a stalwart sent on a pilgrimage.
Apparently, this group is concerned that the individual in question has too much of a say in too many things and, moreover, seems too intent on keeping the memory of a loved one in the public’s face.
Others, however, believe this chief cook and bottle-washer is a major asset and so perhaps the big-ups ought to sit up and listen to his words of advice rather than try to send him packing with just a georgie bundle.
Feel left out
Residents in a certain district are wondering if a certain big-up visits only people in uptown villas.
They may not live in big-up villas, but they are still residents of a certain villa district just the same and feel entitled to a visit rather than be left to stew.
In fact, Cou Cou understands that a relative of a late big-up is so fed up that she does not even want to see a certain politico.
If it continues like this, he could very well end up being lynched next time around.
Two of a kind
Both party faithfuls want a piece of the action, but one is not finding favour anywhere she goes and the other is just not working.
In fact, supporters have said that both could as well go to France because they are thinking of smoking herb.
Deep mystery
Most women want a husband.
The question is: What kind of husband do they want?
Do they want the father, the son or the other man currently in the house?
Stay tuned to Cou Cou for more about this puzzling situation.
Where next?
From St Michael to St Joseph and then St Andrew.
Where does this politico plan to jump off or, as one St Michael resident asked: “Where will it end?
“He is no longer a political hopping-bird, but a political mockingbird – and to think we voted for him all of this time!”
$64 000 question
Questions are being asked about what is happening in a certain Government agency.
More than just the announced changes, staff are asking how come a certain individual, who has been forced out of most of the jobs he has had before, has somehow managed to cop a big post in this agency.
Most high-fliers, however, have to touch down – at least that is what the staff feel strongly will be the case.
