Monday, May 6, 2024

PUDDING & SOUSE – And baby makes four

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The triangular love affair between the playboy from St Michael and his women has gotten worse now that the outside woman has given birth to his son.
He was sneaking into her apartment at night to spend time with the baby, but since his other girlfriend found out, he has stopped seeing the child and is giving money to friends to deliver to the baby’s mother.
But the mother is not taking this treatment quietly at all. She has been confronting the playboy and his staunch woman at their home and when they go out to dinner and other functions.
People want to know if the staunch girlfriend is planning the trip to New York, England and Paris for the two of them to get away from all of the drama surrounding the pregnancy. 
They are saying that it will take more than an expensive trip to fence in this playboy
 
Poacher turned gamekeeper
SOME FOLKS were in disbelief when a dreadlocked young woman, who has a hefty backload and who also feels she is attractive, desirable and then some, was forced to use her light, buttery fingers to do positive work.
People are now saying that they hope this teaches her a lesson because she was using her light fingers for years and it was only a matter of time before she got caught.
But the apple does not fall far from the tree because her mother lost a job she had for many years for doing the same thing and narrowly escaped being confined at Her Majesty’s pleasure.
Now that her shameful actions have been revealed, people are waiting to see if the old married man who has been supporting her for years will get a DNA test done for the child she is carrying, because even though he might be the best financial candidate, he is not the only one.
 
Out to pasture
A man who works in the inspection department at a garage which sells vehicles is being labelled the village ram.
This man, who has six women, including a teacher and a banker, still has unfinished business with his wife, who works at a well-frequented business.
He does nothing for these women since he is always crying out that he is broke, but he uses each one. He is seeing so many women at once that on many occasions he promises to take them out, only to end up leaving them “staked out” because he simply cannot keep the date. 
His strategy is to stay away for two weeks until tempers cool, then he eases back into the situation.
This man, who likes to hang out at a Bridgetown bar and frolick on the beach, should make up his mind whether he is going to keep the woman in whose apartment he sleeps. 
He needs to stop going from bed to bed and leaving only his dribble behind on the women’s pillows.
 
Round and round we go
There is a security manager at one of the supermarkets who does not like to pay the guards working for him.
Every week he turns them around, telling them to come back later for their money because he hasn’t received it yet.
The guards want to know why every payday he fails to turn up for work and his phone is never working.
They are all very fed up, especially the moonlighting cops, who are planning to get the Fraud Squad to look into how he operates.

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