A WIFE wants her husband’s lover to give her a new stove to match the refrigerator and gas bottle she has already provided.
The wife revealed that the woman, who has a big bottom, drives a flashy car and works on the outskirts of The City, also has a child for her husband.
She reported that the woman called her crying and saying that having the child a couple years ago was a mistake, and apologized to her.
But wifey doesn’t care too much for those apologies, saying that the woman’s tricks should lead to her enjoying 15 more years of support.
No family squabbles here
A FAMILY SQUABBLE in a well populated district resulted in several blows and cuffs and some bottle-throwing.
It all began when one relative slapped another in the face and thereafter bacchanal began.
The two shared licks like peas, and eyewitnesses said a piece of two by three was used to share some of the blows.
In the end about seven members of the family were involved in the melee.
But for all the licks shared, no one seemed to have sustained any major injuries, though a couple had swollen faces and walked with limps.
Reports indicate that no one even bothered to call the police as this is not the first time these non-nationals had such a public feud.
Their neighbours would like them to stop this type of behaviour or take it back to where they came from.
Blinded by her sweetness
A YOUNG, ATTRACTIVE woman, who men refer to as “Sugar” because of her pleasant personality in dealing with them, has a middle-aged woman screaming for help. But in spite of her pleas, her husband is continuing the affair blissfully ignoring how his household is crumbling around him.
The young thing in her late 20s is sleeping with the woman’s husband and he enjoys her so much that he is giving her most of his salary and not providing adequately for his own family.
Because of this, the water and telephone were disconnected three times this year – the water once – and there is a warning of disconnection on that and the light bill now.
What’s more, the man’s two teenaged children are always complaining because they can’t get enough to eat. The wife, on the other hand, no longer quarrels with her cheating partner for fear he withdraws the little income he does contribute to the household.
The sad thing is that though the man can see what’s happening around him, he is so caught up with his young thing that he is totally ignoring the problems.
Workers want to know . . .
Look out for a go-slow at a retail company as soon as the new year begins.
Apparently, the workers are not too pleased that all they were given was a ham for Christmas.
Management has been saying that the company has not made much money this year, but the workers know this is a big lie.
They want to know why the big bosses got fat cheques while the small man got a ham.
Shocker at office party
There was a major embarrassing moment at a company’s Christmas party when a woman, who thinks she is God’s gift to the office, stormed out when she did not win the award for Employee Of The Year.
People who stood in shock when she hustled out of the room when her name was not called were wondering if she lost favour because she is no longer sleeping with the boss.