ANYONE?SEEING?a young, sexy looking, long-haired damsel should contact the nearest police station.
This woman is wanted by her non-national husband. He has been walking around Barbados searching for his young chutney wife who left home several weeks ago.
But he is not looking for her to beg her to return home; he wants to find her so that immigration can pack her back to her homeland.
Apparently the poor man came home early one night to find his wife in their matrimonial bed with his best friend. Before he could make a move she fled the house in a half-naked state and has not been seen or heard from since.
Now hubby has discovered from his two young children that mummy has been having regular male visitors including his best friend while he was out working hard to support their home.
Not only that, apparently she was also giving the small children doses of vodka so that they would fall asleep while she had her fun.
$6 000 light bill appeal
Parents are wondering why the tutor of a reputable institution which prepares children for CXCs have been calling them up asking them to help pay his electricity bill.
Apparently he is walking around with the bill which to date is $6 000 and asking parents to give a donation so that it won’t be disconnected.
But the parents find his request rude and out of place since they have already paid him lesson fees, which by the way are quite high, and they made no agreement to pay his utility bills as well.
Many of them are torn over the situation because he does give their children quality tutoring. They are wondering if they do not help him pay the exorbitant bill if he would increase the lesson fees or if their children will be left in the dark.
Mind your phone manners
People working at a higher education institution will now have to mind their manners especially when they are talking on the telephone.
It appears that management at the institution has installed the newest technological telephone system equipped with caller id and recording.
Staff and tutors want to know why money would be wasted getting this system when the physical plant is in such dire need of repair.
And they are really concerned since the talk around the school is that the company that installed the system is owned by a senior member of management. Seems one has to belong to the Ivy League club to get things to happen.
Peeping Thelma on the job
IT?is hard to understand why a woman would peep for 18 hours a day, every day, every month.
The middle-aged woman, who has devoted her life to gossip and minding people’s business, has her kitchen window open every morning from 6 a.m.
The voluntarily idle woman should be more concerned with ensuring that her utility bills and rent are paid, than scoping her neighbours.
Home where the heart is?
Helpers, pretending to be nurses, are upset about the conditions of work at a certain health care facility for the elderly.
There are no national insurance benefits, workers are getting paid just $5 per hour and every now and then, when there is a food shortage, they have to foot the bill.
The home is filled with nurses who are much too young and unqualified, and a few, who are over the hill.
One woman, who has nuff talk in her mouth, and is supposed to be a nurse, has been reduced to cooking duties.
The boss of the place seems more concerned with making money, than looking after her frustrated staff who have been complaining in silence for several months.
Strange enough, the boss does not seem too bothered by the sad state of affairs which has led to a rapid turnover of staff and patients.
