Entertainers will have more that their fair share to sing about this Crop Over as word is out that one of their own has made pregnant a New Yorker and is not owning up.
Pudding & Souse understands that the frequent flyer is doing his utmost to get away from this woman, who has assured her friends that she will leave no stone unturned in letting the world know who he is and what he has done.
She says that he pretends to be a decent nice-guy, and always has advice for others about what they should and should not do, and, though he has changed his phone number in an attempt to elude her calls, her belly is rising and his woman will soon be informed about his escapades.
The New Yorker says that he often called his woman while lying in her bed, next to her. He had asked her to keep quiet and she had complied over the last year with his requests. But now it’s war.
Quiet on homefront
Now that the breadwinner is gone, a certain wall house in St Michael has fallen quiet.
Neighbours say they are delighted they have some peace and quiet now that a man who belongs to the underworld is spending nine months under lock and key.
That’s because several of his bad-boy friends congregated in front of his house every day for the last three years and made themselves nuisances.
Now that he is away, his friends, who are badly missing their leader and meal ticket, have disappeared and the area is now peaceful.
His two fat sisters, one of them voluntarily idle, have taken it hard and can no longer go in town and indulge in shopping sprees.
Man chokes his ex
It was licks like peas in a health institution recently after an outside woman came to see her former boyfriend’s young child.
Word is that after seeing the child and being accompanied outside by her former boyfriend, they got into a heated argument. Before onlookers could say “security” the man had her in a chokehold similar to that only seen in wrestling.
Security had to intervene to save this woman from further embarrassment as his child’s mother was overheard muttering, “them ain’t in nuttin.”
Meal ticket gone
A young man was shouting expletives all morning last Friday when officers of the law had to remove an underage non-national girl he was harbouring at his house.
The area was cordoned off as officers took the girl from the notorious area where she plied her trade, to the house she called home. Her local boyfriend was very upset when he found out he would no longer have the benefits he was enjoying.
No telling who’s dad
An attractive girl who likes minibus men is now pregnant and is not sure who is the father.
That’s because she is friendly with a man from St Philip and another guy who lives near Baxters Road.
The girl, who likes to travel, needs to stop hanging out with “raggamuffins” and thinking about becoming gainfully employed.
Disgraceful duo
A mother and daughter who work at the same educational institution are disliked by their co-workers because they are too brawling and malicious.
The mother should understand that she as a grown woman, should respect herself and stop being so “black-guardish”. Her slim, immature daughter should take some time out to read and maybe learn about proper etiquette and how to stop causing strife and confusion in the workplace.
