In light of de turble economic conditions facing Bubbadus and the need fuh sacrifices, I have composed my own little song this Christmas season. Truth be told, 2013 didn’t bring much joy to anybody.
My song is pun the theme of the 12 days of Christmas. These days yuh need li’l humour cause if yuh don’t laugh, yuh gine cry and I don’t’ want no tears, crocodile nor de real thing dis Christmas. Ah only hope dat anybody who recognize themselves in this song will know dat it was meant in good sport. Don’t tek it personally, not that I care if yuh do!
On the first day of Christmas my buddy gave to meA wood dove in a cherry treeOn the second day of Christmas my buddy gave to meFresh potholesAnd a wood dove in a cherry treeOn the third day of Christmas my buddy gave to meNew water ratesFresh potholesAnd a wood dove in a cherry treeOn the fourth day of Christmas my buddy gave to meOne bald pooch catNew water ratesFresh potholesAnd a wood dove in a cherry treeOn the fifth day of Christmas my buddy gave to meBigger land tax billsOne bald pooch catNew water ratesFresh potholes And a wood dove in a cherry treeOn the sixth day of Christmas my buddy gave to meNo university moneyBigger land tax bills (hold de note long here)One bald pooch catNew water ratesFresh potholesAnd a wood dove in a cherry treeOn the seventh day of Christmas my buddy gave to meNo US dollarsNo university moneyBigger land tax billsOne bald pooch catNew water ratesFresh potholesAnd a wood dove in a cherry treeOn the eighth day of Christmas my buddy gave to meA visit from Miss MyrieNo US dollarsNo university moneyBigger land tax billsOne bald pooch catNew water rates Fresh potholesAnd a wood dove in a cherry treeOn the ninth day of Christmas my buddy gave to meA new Sandals dealA visit from Miss MyrieNo US dollarsNo university moneyBigger land tax billsOne bald pooch catNew water ratesFresh potholes And a wood dove in a cherry treeOn the tenth day of Christmas my buddy gave to meFour New SeasonsA new Sandals dealA visit from Miss MyrieNo US dollarsNo university moneyBigger land tax billsOne bald pooch catNew water ratesFresh potholesAnd a wood dove in a cherry treeOn the 11th day of Christmas my buddy gave to me An IMF solutionFour New SeasonsA new Sandals dealA visit from Miss MyrieNo US dollarsNo university moneyBigger land tax billsOne bald pooch catNew water ratesFresh potholesAnd a wood dove in a cherry treeOn the 12th day of Christmas my buddy gave to me3 000 job lossesAn IMF solutionFour New SeasonsA new Sandals dealA visit from Miss MyrieNo US dollarsNo university moneyBigger land tax bills One bald pooch cat New water ratesFresh potholes and a wood dove in a cherry treeMerry Christmas everybody from Market Vendor and, as I does always say, you have a blessed an a wonderful day, yuh hear?