There is a certain individual who has taken on the role of counsellor but people are now saying that he is in need of some sort of intervention and counselling too.
Apparently, he went into a district bragging about his unlimited talents and worth, got into bed with a young woman half his age and found himself in a congratulatory corner, as his “babe” as he calls her, is due to give birth to a baby on his birthday.
Since getting the news, he has had sleepless nights and miserable days as he contemplates how he will manage a baby at his age when he is a grandfather too.
People are saying that he should stop preaching about responsible living and the use of condoms since he obviously does not practise what he preaches.
Con artist strikes again
A group of people scheduled to go on a recent Caribbean cruise never made the planned trip because the booking agent scammed them out of thousands of dollars, then tried to give them false documents.
Each member of the group paid $1 600 to this scam artist, only to discover that the money was never paid to the cruise line even though she managed to give them false documents with cabin numbers, luggage tags and bogus boarding passes, all of which were obviously printed and cut and pasted onto documents.
When the date for the cruise arrived she came up with some clever excuses but had to fork out every cent after the angry group went to the police.
It was only then that they discovered that this unsavoury character was in the habit of doing this and had even scammed a few travel agencies as well.
Forbidden fruit
AN employee attached to a Government agency learned the hard way not to pick forbidden fruit when he is on the job.
Word reaching Pudding & Souse is that the man took the opportunity to pick several bunches of bananas while he and a crew were on a job in St John.
Unfortunately, the owner caught him red-handed and did not even buy his excuse that he was hungry and that was why he picked the fruit.
Apparently, his supervisor had to rescue him from the embarrassing fiasco by forking out $100 to pay for the green bananas, which were only valued $10.
