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PUDDING & SOUSE: Cussbird not a good example

THERE IS A SAYING that clothes don’t make a man – or woman, for that matter. And a young woman is proving this to be true every day.

Boasting about her qualifications in numbers, she now considers herself an entrepreneur, ready to guide young minds in the world of numeracy.

Qualified she maybe to do the job, but she is viewed by many as too much of a cussbird.

On social media she puts out some of the most foul-mouthed expressions, which any thinking parent or guardian would want to look at once, twice, indeed thrice before sending their child to sit at this cussbird’s feet.

And just imagine she was in the formal setting until recently after returning from her sojourn overseas.

She is not setting a good example of promoting her brand and neither are the giddy-headed followers who spur her on in her ignorance. She should spike that type of behaviour.

Aide dodging payment

A FAMILY IS CRYING SHAME on a politico’s aide after his son crashed into their vehicle in March and has refused to come forward with one red cent to foot the bill for the repairs.

Pudding & Souse understands that the woman who was driving the vehicle that was struck did not call the police because the youngster seemed to have recently gotten his driver’s licence and she therefore did not want put him under any more pressure.

His father was then called and he hurriedly appeared on the scene and gave the assurance that he would foot the bill, which was about $600.

After months of calling and with no money forthcoming, the family is now planning to take legal action to rein in this dodger. There was a potential buyer for this vehicle before the politico aide’s son did the damage. Stay tuned.

Wolf in sheep’s clothing

RESIDENTS of a community near a primary school are fed up with the attitude of one their own.

They say that she is always minding everyone’s business and there is nothing that happens in the community that she does not know about. The lovely passion fruit vine of one resident was sprayed by this mischievous woman’s son, who has the stature of an ox, under her instruction.

After he had sprayed part of the vine that was on the paling separating the two houses, she gave him specific instructions to reach over the paling and spray the roots of the plant.

But what is even more shocking is that she calls on the name of the Lord day and night, yet she is the most wicked woman in the district.

A loan for any man

A BOW-LEGGED WOMAN who has a knack for borrowing every loan that is on offer to satisfy any man that comes into her life is at it again.

This woman is presently supporting an unemployed man, who says he does not intend to work until he gets a Government job. The couple, who live in the land of the pharaohs, is the talk of the neighbourhood.

Friends say she is even buying weed and giving him to smoke as he sits at home or in the “place where men wanted by police hang out in the neighbourhood” and thinks up his next demand. Pudding & Souse understands that this woman is not only short in stature but in self-esteem. Neighbours say that he even happily drives around her car with a cigarette sticking out of one corner of his mouth, while she has to slam tar home after work.