VIAGRA? At 20 years old? You mekking sport man! But then again, you can’t expect to eat corn curls and then go and cut cane, so that is why a lot of these young fellas taking Viagra, cause they starve out and need all the help.
Now I know that when you think bout Viagra, you does think ’bout old fellas with grey hair, who trying to raise the flag again, but nowadays a lot of these youngsters bout here now using Viagra, Cialis and all kinda different pretty tablets and medication to help them keep the flag flying in the bedroom.
A youngster no more than 20 years old, showed me some “blue boys” (that is what they does call them) and told me that he does use Viagra cause he got to keep up with the girls out there.
But why at 20 years old would a young man be taking Viagra? I ain’t no doctor but I feel the reason why them underperforming is because nuff of them starve out; they malnourish. And when I say starve out I don’t mean that them ain’t getting nothing to eat, I mean that them eating a lot of foolishness.
My reason for saying so is because, this modern day crowd of young men ain’t gine drink mutton head soup, with nuff eddoes, okroes and yam, they want pizza and hotdogs.
You can’t give them no goat milk and oats, they want cornflakes, and you can’t steam no dolphin head and fish melts and give them cause they want macaroni pie. So that is why at 20 years old they have to use Viagra.
Meanwhile, them old time fellas, would work in the field whole day loading and cutting cane, or digging wells, and then come home at night and make babies, and that same night when the madam gone sleep, ease through the back at another woman in the district and make more babies.
Sometimes them old boys got three women in the same neighbourhood pregnant at the same time and all three get fix up the same night.
Sometimes he live in Christ Church and got a woman in St Lucy, and after cutting cane all day, he get on a bicycle and ride to St Lucy, fix up and ride back home and still got stamina to fix up things home.
Sometimes when them all in them 80s their pen still got in ink and them still making babies.
By the time them dead you hear that them had 25 children. Some of the children only know them is family when they meet at the funeral.
But them old fellas didn’t want no Viagra, cause before they go work on mornings them done eat four duck eggs and drink some good linseed or corn meal pap. For lunch they eat some sweet potato, yam and breadfruit with some steam fish and wash down with swank.
Anyhow, the part that got me worried, is that these youngsters don’t get these different pills from the doctor, they hear their friends talking bout the benefits and they buying them off the streets.
Not only that, but they creating their own concoctions, so you would hear a fella saying that he hit two blue boys last night and then drink some brandy, mix up with stout, mix up with whiskey and went and do his thing.
Now I ain’t no doctor, but I feel they asking for trouble, they looking to dead. My advice as I told the youngster is to leave them pills to the older men and eat some good ground food. What you feel? See ya.
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