FOR MY GENERATION, cricket is still the glue that holds the West Indies together. It is also, for many of us, the common thread in our own lives.
We are not all as extreme as Mr Smith of Hawthorn in this espncricinfo.com anecdote.
One afternoon during a Test match at the Melbourne Cricket Ground the public address system announced: “Would Mr Smith of Hawthorn please go home. Your wife is having her baby and must be taken to hospital.”
Laughter flowed around the ground as the spectators pictured a stressed father-to-be rushing to the hospital. After more than half an hour, the voice again boomed across the ground, this time with some urgency.
“Repeating our earlier message to Mr Smith of Hawthorn . . . would he please go home immediately, because his wife is in labour and must be taken to hospital straight away.”
Much more mirth from the crowd, this time picturing a man reluctant to leave the cricket – but surely by now bidding farewell to his mates to dash to his vehicle and tear off home. How wrong were the 20 000 spectators. Much to their delight, the now pleading message was repeated with grim urgency some 20 minutes later.
After a further 30 minutes passed there was a bland announcement.
“Would Mr J. Smith of Hawthorn please go to the Mercy Hospital, where his wife has now given birth to a baby son.”
British comic Dennis Norden truly understood the fanaticism and single-mindedness of the genuine cricket fan: “It’s a funny kind of month, October. For the really keen cricket fan it’s when you discover that your wife left you in May.”
This is perhaps the reason a batsman’s wife was so understanding when a fast bowler delivered a bouncer that hit the batsman on the head and he had to be taken to hospital for observation. The next day the bowler apologised to the batsman’s wife.
“I’m terribly sorry about what happened to your husband; I feel very bad about it.”
“Think nothing of it,” replied the wife. “I’ve been wanting to do that myself for years.”
And perhaps this explains another story. A keen bowler was well into his run-up when a funeral procession passed the ground. He stopped in his tracks, took off his cap, held it over his heart, and bowed his head. The umpire was impressed.
“You’re a man who shows real respect for the dead,” he said.
“It’s the least I could do,” said the bowler. “After all, I was married to her for 30 years.”
Wives also would not like what British playwright Harold Pinter said: “I tend to think that cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on earth – certainly greater than sex, although sex isn’t too bad either.”
But that is another story and certainly not an attitude shared by my fellow West Indians, male or female.
I love football and even coached it in Trinidad and during my university days in Ottawa. I was there watching in 1973 when O. J. Simpson broke the rushing record, Secretariat won the Triple Crown, and the Nixon-Watergate hearings took over television. But even that momentous year pales in comparison with a few minutes I spent in the early morning of December 14, 1960, shivering from the morning cold, listening to the radio and not fully understanding the significance of what I had heard.
My father was a truck driver and invariably left for work at about 4:30 every morning. I was sound asleep and he shook me awake. He dragged me to sit next to him while I tried to make sense of the static from the big PYE radio we had in the living room.
It was about four in the morning but it felt like I had just closed my eyes and fallen asleep. It was the tied Test match, the first in history, and is the bond between my father, me and cricket.
It was June 22, 1995. Lord’s was the place where Garry Sobers had made centurions of Bernard Julien and David Holford, forcing them to stay with him and bat through the usual crisis of “collapso” cricket. It was and always will be cricket’s field of dreams.
It was my dream and it turned into a nightmare. Before the Test match, the team had split apart between captain Richie Richardson’s faction and Brian Lara’s. Lara left the team hotel and went out on his own. I met Ian Bishop, someone I genuinely admired, after a net session on the morning of the first Test, asked for his autograph for an article I was writing and he refused.
Despite all this drama behind the scenes, West Indies scored 324 in reply to England’s 283 but when they batted again, England made 336 and the West Indies lost by 72 runs. It was the beginning of the end and the end of a glorious beginning for West Indies cricket.
* Tony Deyal was last seen talking about the cricketer who dropped so many catches that he went to the doctor and complained that the Australian crowd was calling him “Butterfingers”. “Don’t worry,” the doctor advised, “it’s not catching.”