IN RELATION TO MEDICINE BLUES, which we brought you last week, P&S was flooded with replies.
Readers have suggested that this medicine man has been coming up short behind closed doors and his marriage is doomed to failure.
Dr Ah Ah, it is said, was feeling the burn of not having his clothes washed or meals cooked any more by his wife, so he turned to several women over the years to satisfy his needs.
Wifey, who had gotten wind of his cheating ways, hit back and all womanly gifts were halted with immediate effect.
Dr Ah Ah, some say, is heading for a breakdown and needs to be monitored closely, since his now inside woman, whom he has had for three years, is stirring up endless strife and will leave no stone unturned in getting back at him for the lies he has told her about his wife and other women. For this, the medicine man may need to get a prescription, if he wants it to end well. Stay tuned to this one.
Dumping the devil
AFTER YEARS of being used by a self-confessed devil worshipper, a young brown-skinned woman has given him back his car and moved out of the apartment she once called home.
The young woman, who was verbally abused for bringing home her boyfriend after buying the apartment, is finally beginning to see the light.
She has paid a heavy price at the hands of this man and his concubines shortly after entering his company which is located in The City.
She once thought that he was the best thing that could ever happen to her, but that was until the devil kicked him and she saw the other side of the schizophrenic.
The semi-scribe, who was persuaded to invest thousands of dollars of her hard-earned cash into the man’s company, now has a child, a boyfriend and her own home, and is singing a different story about the woman-user and stranger to the truth.
In lies she trusts
A WOMAN, who only recently was spared jail time after becoming entangled with the law, was overheard bragging about how many lies she told to get herself out of the situation involving another woman.
There is no gas pump that she can’t handle and throwing rocks is her second nature, but friends fear that the next rock she throws may land her in Dodds and no amount of night shifts after hours will bring her enough money to save her.
The woman, who has a global perspective on life, also has a weakness for dreadlocked men and Rastas, and seems to have been bitten by one of those strange mosquitoes because her brain appears to have a rash.
In broad daylight, this attendant could be overheard declaring, “I tell them so much lies dey ain’t had a clue wuh went on.” Colleagues and friends want her to know that time is longer than twine.
Pests by the bucket
NUISANCE CAR WASHERS by a health institution are getting on the nerves of many visitors.
Some say that you just can’t park in peace for these humbugs. And, of late, some have even taken to blocking spaces with buckets and demanding a parking fee and insisting on a wash if you want to visit a relative.
So sickening is the act, that even young schoolboys are in on it and making everyone miserable on arrival. Visitors feels that it is high time that the powers that be take action against this stupidness and bring some semblance of order back to this institution.
