PUDDING & SOUSE: Blows galore for ex-glamour girl

A FORMER GLAMOUR GIRL got a bad beating recently when she ventured into waters too deep for her own good.
Pudding & Souse was reliably informed that this woman, who resembles a lobster, and her daughter repeatedly taunted a neighbour so that what went down was a long time in coming.
From reports, the woman changed the lock on the chain to the neighbour’s entrance to her garage, preventing her from getting in and heckling her as she arrived home.
Infuriated because she was unable to get into the garage, the neighbour stormed into her house and came out with a cricket bat. Then she began to play every shot possible on the broad backside of the heavyset woman to the delight of the large crowd who didn’t need any advertisement to come and see the spectacle.
The daughter, who was armed with a piece of wood, started back-pedalling after being warned that she was next in line for some blows.
Some say any Caribbean Premier League team would have been proud to have that batswoman in their line-up while others were adamant that it would have taken none other than Clarke Kent to rescue the former exec from the onslaught of blows.
 
Caught face down
Management at a certain eatery outlet are likely to pluck the feathers of one of their supervisors after he was caught in a compromising position with a trainee.
Word is that though they are under strict instructions not to eat meat other than that prepared and sold by the outlet while on the premises, the man with the voracious appetite was caught face down with the trainee, who was laid out on the sugar containers.
Some say that the meal appeared to be so sweet that the trainee could not contain herself and had to let it all out, noise and all.
Witnesses say that based on the time that the two were missing it had to be more than a snack, it was more like dinner time; but he has certainly fouled up this time.
 
Shocking escapade
A YOUNG WOMAN who took a trip to the West Coast in her sugar daddy’s big sport utility vehicle to play baggage handler was caught on video.
No wonder the sugar daddy got the shock of his life when the police turned up to get back the very expensive merchandise.
No wonder, too, that a bed had to be made available at his workplace to help stabilize his blood pressure.
Since this is not the first or second time, people are wondering if this woman is just unwise or just loves doing community service.
 
Unsafe food
FAVOURITE BAJAN FOODS are being sold with a side order of health hazards at a certain home-based business.
For example, one day steamed vegetables were accidently served with a well cooked fly, pudding and souse was accidently served with a living, moving maggot, and occasionally macaroni pie is accented with a little piece of steel scrubber wire, while toss salad was served à la snail.
This may seem impossible but all of it is true fact.
Only one of the above was reported to the health authorities. An official went, inspected the property and left, coming to the conclusion that flies are a big problem at the establishment.
Resolutions to the problem were improvements to open areas and staff was encouraged to attend a food- handling course free of charge at the polyclinic. They never attended.
The time has come for the health authorities to take some positive action against this home-based eating establishment.