A ST JOHN WOMAN and her children are still defecating around the neighbourhood.
Despite angry protests from neighbours, they are still doing their number two job in any bushy area they can find.
Two weeks ago a farmer even discovered that they had been fertilizing his ground; he dug up lots of the mess while he was ploughing the area. He immediately went out and complained to the health inspectors.
Neighbours cannot understand why this woman who likes to brag about how much money she has does not get a pit toilet or even a water toilet, instead of sneaking out in the bushes to relieve herself. Even when it rains she can be spotted stooping, with an umbrella over her head.
There is always a stench in the air.
Neighbours believe it is time that health officials charge this woman with messing up the environment.
Storeroom food thief
Staff of a health institution want to know why a porter is being allowed to take food away.
Almost every evening this man, who works in the storeroom, reverses his car to the back door, loads foodstuff into the trunk, then drives off.
Staff have complained to various supervisors but nobody seems to be doing anything about this food thief.
Now the poor patients are complaining about their meagre servings and other employees who do not know what is going on are blaming Government.
The staff in the kitchen are always quarrelling about the food and their voices can be heard all over the wards.
Maybe they are upset that they are not getting enough food too but the porter needs to be stopped from raiding the cupboards.
Sex shock for parents
THE PARENTS of a little girl almost died of embarrassment when they were confronted about her inappropriate behaviour.
Apparently, the child was caught engaging in a sexual act with a little boy and when asked, in the presence of her parents, why she had done it, she innocently responded: “That is what I see my mummy doing to my daddy.”
Pay up or else . . . .
BAILIFFS HAVE BEEN knocking on the door of a certain woman who owes money to every Tom, Dick and Harry.
She owes for her car, furniture and rented house but spends a lot of money on brand name clothes and Crop Over events.
The bailiffs who were knocking on her door early one morning apparently told a neighbour to inform her that she will either pay up or they will turn up at one of the big events she is attending and arrest her.
They have warned her that they will even pull her out of the band on Kadooment Day.
Power group on edge
A CERTAIN GROUP is closely monitoring an event because it can impact careers in a big way.
These people, who have been wielding lots of power, are anxiously waiting to see if certain recommendations will affect the document which only a few of them possess, but which makes them virtually untouchable.
Word reaching Pudding & Souse is that some of them have already spoken to lawyers. They are anxiously awaiting the day of reckoning and, from what we understand, a class action lawsuit may be an option.
