A smooth-talking damsel who loves to cause trouble whereever she goes is about to self-destruct as usual.
Word has it that her bosses have finally realized the huge mistake they made in hiring her and now they are scrambling around looking for ways to gently push her away.
They may have to move very quickly because this trouble-maker runs her mouth like a burst pipe and would not hesitate to use her well-honed social media skills to continue her disruption.
Apparently, people are now beginning to realize that she has not outgrown all of the problems she caused in her younger days.
Back off my gay daughter!
A certain man is not pleased that his daughter has stepped out of the closet and is publicly confessing that she is gay.
Apparently, he is so nervous that he may be attacked lyrically by his opponents that we understand he is very busy trying to add some picong to his songs, just in case anyone makes a swipe at him because of his daughter’s confession.
He was overheard telling a close friend that he won’t be kidding around if anyone dares to sing about his flesh and blood.
Bees in the crosshairs
Employees at a certain sports organization are running scared now that heads are being removed left, right and centre.
Some are even planning to go to the Leader of the Opposition since rumour has it that an official is walking around saying that she is going to get rid of all of the people who are affiliated with the Bees.
As the saying goes, power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely!
The Word, not the messenger
People who saw an incident on Baxters Road, The City, are still talking about how hypocritical some people who profess to be Christians actually are.
From what Pudding & Souse was told, an individual was preaching about the need to change wicked lifestyle and get back to the ways of God.
The person’s voice was strident in conviction as they gave point after point as to why people had turned away from the Master. Reports to us suggest that those nearby who were interested in such spiritual matters were clearly touched by the speaker based on the positive nods of the head and occasional amens.
But a number of young men had had enough of what they regarded as noise. So they pulled out the plug from the speaker boxes and dashed off laughing in a nearby street.
The preacher was so incensed that there came the shout: “Wunnuh heads want busting!”
That reminded people interested in the Word that the message, rather than the messenger, is always key to being a Christian.
From stud to dud
A well known man who looks young and portrays himself as a fountain of youth is finding out the hard way that looks and impressions cannot defy Father Time.
This man, who in recent years has associated with women young enough to be his granddaughters, has been hurting of late because his health has deteriorated to the point that he cannot readily rise to the occasion when he so desires.
Pudding & Souse was told that no matter how many purple pills or other stimulants he takes, his vascular system is so shot from his chronic illness that he will never be as ready as he was once famed to be.
