Jack Warner does remind me of an ole Guyanese saying “mouthar ain’t guitar”. He talk real sweet, he mout lined wid molasses but he like de West Indies team: he got plenty talk but he don’t walk de walk.
One minute, he did gwine bring down Blatter and Blazer, he gwine bring a tsunami pun FIFA and journalists licking dey chops waiting fuh de tsunami to engulf FIFA but Jack retreat wid he tail between he legs. One minute, he did did gwine bring down Blatter and den he do a handbrake turn and tell de CONCACAF delegates to support Blatter. Blatter show Jack who is boss man and that a deputy is not essential!
Poor Jack, another Guyanese saying, “canoe can’t bore punt”. Call muh Jack, and ah will explain dat one to yuh! Far from mekking a stand you run from de heat and resign but ah can’t get vex wid yuh cause iffing I was you and I did read the evidence that the FIFA Ethics Committee lay out as charges I woulda wee and doo doo muself all at once.
So now you is a part-time minister as half yuh portfolio get tek way and Rowley and dem calling fuh yuh head and want yuh to resign. The way things going, I wouldn’t be surprised if by Christmas you ain’t gone through de eddoes.
As man, I feel you need to defend yuhself and tell Caribbean people iffing there is any truth to these allegations and iffing the allegations is not true then be a man and come out and prove yuh innocence.
I believe that though yuh might be accused, yuh must have de right to a fair hearing and to clear yuh name but if you can’t clear yuh name then yuh ought to do de honourable ting and go! Tek a leaf from de head of Scotland Yard, Paul Stephenson and resign. Don’t start blaming everybody else fuh yuh troubles, as old people would say “yuh bring yuh pigs to fine market”. Dese days, when I see brown paper bags I looking inside carefully before I accept or throw away them. But Jack, once again yuh proving to be a “mouthar” and yuh need to explain de statement that “the prime minister’s embrace is de kiss of death”.
When exactly did you find out that Jack? When she did embracing you pun de campaign trail and things was going sweet did yuh feel so then or only after you get accused by FIFA? And what more would yuh like she to do, she say she standing by yuh and look how yuh say thanks, by biting the same arms that embrace you?
And iffing de prime minister’s embrace is the kiss of death, what pray tell a simple Vendor is the kiss of life? You been in town too long, to quote a Chalkdust song, and de Vendor tink that you know a real tsunami coming fuh you! Somebody like dem hit de Jackpot but you gwine need a Jackhammer to bore outa dis one. There is another Jack wid a hyphenated name who does lime in de backyard and who like you does mek plenty noise but all I understand from he is, hee haw, hee haw!
I, Market Vendor, gone fuh now, you have a blessed and a wonderful day, yuh hear?