DEAR CHRISTINE: Looking for someone to care for me

Dear Christine,
I am looking for a companion.
I am 40 years old and the mother of two children, aged 18 and 7. In my love life I was the one who did all the caring. Now I am looking for someone to care for me.
I don’t want to be hurt anymore.
I would clearly like to find someone who does not smoke or drink, and someone I can trust and on whom I can rely.
I would also appreciate a certain amount of intelligence because, as you know, there are some adults who never seem to grow up. Most of all, I would like that person to care for my children.
Christine, I am a trustworthy person and a good housekeeper. I do my housework and then anything else can come after.
I am not desperate but at times I get very lonely.
I am enclosing my name and address for anyone who is interested. I would like someone in their 40s.
– L.
Dear L,
Your letter is very appealing and I am sure you’ll hear from a lot of men who feel they can conform to your wishes.
I am also sure that you will exercise caution in your choice and not pick the first person who comes along.
When that special person has been chosen I’d be delighted to hear about it.
I therefore look forward to hearing from you again.
– CHRISTINE