WE COULD NOT resist giving our readers this one. There were too many calls since last week’s good Samaritan scenario with a one-time aspiring financially embarrassed politico.
Well, her next half, or quarter we should say, who plays his music on the high seas and saves every cent to make sure that children that neighbours say are not his are happy, is drumming up a new beat.
All of the money he sent back to fix the backyard gym that has fallen into disarray has been spent by his spouse who he shares with at least one other man, a lawman.
After months of crashing cymbals and making merry, he’ll now have to do overtime if he intends to get the gym up and running.
The lawman, who hit the jackpot and gave the two-timer very little of his winnings, could have at least helped her to repair the gym, friends say, so she wouldn’t have to dip into the music man’s hard-earned cash that he saved to fix his gym.
A very busybody
SHE IS ONE of the first people through the church door near a polyclinic on Sunday mornings. She likes to go to the neighbours and invite them to church while scolding them about their lifestyles.
But this heavyset woman from a City district who likes to dress hair and steps as though she is walking on eggshells, is living a double life. Neighbours say that under the cloak of darkness someone else’s husband comes avisiting around 11 p.m. when they both believe the coast is clear. He hides his car in the darkest spot in the parking lot and eases in.
The pensioner-in-the-making resurfaces around 2 a.m. and leaves quietly with his 15-year-old car.
Bitter medicine, indeed
A NURSE, who is an accident waiting to happen, could be looking at time at the “Mental” if she continues on her journey of madness.
The woman, who has a penchant for people’s husbands, flung herself off at the deep end when the medicine man tried to put a wedge between the two of them.
The medicine man told her that he needed to take a break from the relationship as it was getting too complicated. That’s when the real fireworks began.
Threatening emails started flying left, right and centre to the medicine man’s wife. When she couldn’t take it no more, off went wifey to make a complaint and bring an end to the abuse.
The medicine man even had to resort to the cops for assistance in retrieving some articles he had left behind at her house.
We will keep you posted.
