WHEN IT WAS THOUGHT that the mouth inspector on the South Coast along Hastings and Harts Gap was all safe and sound, it seems as if a brownling is still hoping to be the new star boy.
Word is that this knife specialist is still expecting to root out the woman who surprised everyone with the acidity of her tongue.
The brownling, who is also known for behaving like an angry fish vendor, is said to be getting support from a number of people who argue that the mouth inspector may not be up to the job.
It is going to be interesting in October when they sit down to talk all sorts of things as some people are demanding that the mouth inspector show her truth worth.
Up in arms over head teacher
FRUSTRATED PARENTS near the Cave Hill campus are now referring to a head teacher as Goliath and want soon-to-be pappy, as overall boss, to do something.
The parents said the head teacher, who once worked near Queen’s Park with Ronnie, should go back to his former place of abode since he “knows it all”.
The big confusion is that he has been lambasting tutors past and present and has warned that his approach is to avoid spending on outside lessons.
Some parents are wary, given the success one former teacher, Smiling Mags, has gained over the years with Class 4 children. Now the parents are warning that they will hold a meeting just under the stool from West Africa in early September if things don’t go their way. Time will tell.
Who will foot the bills?
THERE IS A BIG bacchanal in a family who should normally be on their knees giving thanks this Sabbath. Word is that the sister and brother who live in the same house in the north are at war.
Last Saturday when the brother got up to look for his car money it was all gone. Residents in the area who overheard it all say that the sister, who has a Government job and is sometimes seen on the small screen looking pretty, helped herself to the brother’s three grand. She apparently used it to pay for her car.
The brother, whom all the residents say worked hard, in sun and rain, to help pay bills in the house, has now been shown the door because he raised his voice in concern. Now he is scotching or picking a catnap in the market. The residents are wondering who will look after all the bills now he’s out.
Horned by generous aunt
A WOMAN GOT the shock of her life recently when she found out the man she’s been shacking up with in a St Michael district has been spending lots of time with another lover.
This man has been collecting a variety of foodstuffs and some other items and taking them home.
His story is that he’s getting them from his aunt, whom she has never met but talks to online. This woman, who has two children which are not for her lover, is eternally grateful to this loving aunt who looks out for a dear niece.
Well, some nosy neighbours realised that a certain vehicle was picking up the man often and brought it to the woman’s attention. She questioned him and he admitted that he gets in the car, but it is to get a drop by his aunt.
Things came to a head this week when she found out that the aunt was indeed his plaything and that the driver of the vehicle was also his aunt.
His aunt happens to be of the same sex. The woman has now been left in a very distraught state.