THE GAY COUPLE who tied the knot last week ran scared after reading the juicy details of their wedding-to-be in Pudding and Souse last Saturday. So they changed the location at the last minute.But this did not stop us from getting the big scoop.From what we were told, everyone was very disappointed with the “bride”.They said “her” gown was very ill-fitting, her make-up was not tastefully applied, and “she” looked ghastly!And the talk around was how “she” could marry the man who walked around and talked out “her” business.From all accounts the couple also spent most of the time trying to find out who leaked the details of their wedding to us.They need to remember that everybody has a friend.
Visiting so early?
A MEMBER of the disciplined forces from the East seems to be in so much heat that she needs an extra hose to out her fire.The woman, who has a man, also has a young stud that is in the same service as she, and he frequents her residence.She has told people that he is just a friend visiting to play with her son.
But neighbours are wondering if she thinks they are so foolish to believe that because he visits in the wee hours of the morning.Some have suggested the only games he could be playing at that time is hide and seek with the mother to find another child to play with her son.
Leaked documents
IS IT true that an investigation is underway into the leaking of certain examination papers?Is it true that some individuals were in possession of the papers long before the exam and were able to alert students they knew?Some people are trying to make an educated guess as to how the documents were leaked, and who leaked them?They are also waiting to see if the matter will be swept under the carpet or if the culprits will be duly punished.
Gay prank or real drama?
SHOPPING AT A SUPERMARKET came to a standstill last week when a group of gay men in drag caused a commotion inside the compound.Apparently they all walked in half-naked shaking their booties, and one loudly declared in a sultry feminine tone that he was looking for his man.When he called the name, jaws dropped and eyes popped out.Now everyone is wondering if these four drama queens were only trying to embarrass the poor man or if there is more to him than meets the eye.
Boss gets just desserts
STAFF AT A CERTAIN company are singing the words “what goes around comes around!”Apparently their boss is in deep legal trouble and workers can’t help but feel that he had it coming.Apparently, he has been verbally abusing his staff, calling them monkeys, slaves and the N word, and if they dare to answer back firing them.Now he is being accused of misappropriation of funds, and the staff is definitely having the last laugh.
Public proposal
SOME GAY WOMEN have no shame.A few days ago, a daring, young woman in Swan Street, dressed in office clothes, asked a short, attractive woman, if she had a boyfriend.The woman, who is a non-national, quickly said no.The gay woman then asked for her phone number and said she would give her a call.Stunned passers-by said they could not believe their ears.One man said he understood that the two women are workmates. The gay woman, who was with two other girls, is hoping they get closer.
