THE?GAY?community may banish one of its members for exposing its business.
Pudding & Souse understands that several gays are very unhappy about a recent exposition and are saying that the one who spilled the beans was only being spiteful because his young lover, whom he had spent lavishly on, had got up from beside him one morning, hopped on a plane and went to be with another man.
They want to know why the scorned man did not tell everyone how he also followed his young lover to his new country of residence but received a very unwelcome reception and had to return here broken-hearted.
They also want to know why he didn’t say that he was so depressed that he had to be hospitalized after consuming a certain liquid.
Gays in the know suggest he should be ashamed for taking out his anger on everyone as he is only getting his just desserts.
Back to old tricks
SOME?PEOPLE, it seems, cannot change.
Word is that a certain woman has gone back to doing what she does best.
But once again the ugly truth has been exposed and she has crawled back under her rock, too embarrassed to show her face.
Everyone is asking why this well-known woman can’t see money and leave it. They thought that she would have kept her sticky fingers out of the cookie jar.
But as the saying goes, “a leopard can’t change his spots”. Maybe if she stopped trying to live the high life above her means she would not have to bounce cheques or steal.
Mummy gone wild
PEOPLE living in the east want a certain hotel worker to clean up her act and start looking after her children.
The woman is rumoured to be having same-sex relationships with women half her age. Residents say that this lesbian need not hide her sexuality, since everyone knows her secrets.
Tempers flared last week at this woman’s home when her daughter found numerous texts to two lovers on her mother’s phone. These two lovers, who work at the same hotel, borrow money from her mum and never pay her back.
Neighbours find this to be quite ironic, since she does not give her daughter any money.
Pudding & Souse understands that she even hides groceries in her bedroom, much to the dismay of her daughter, who is hoping to further her studies. This daughter, who has both beauty and brains, is hell-bent on letting her mother know that she disapproves of her lascivious behaviour, since she is a known homophobe.
People are hoping that this woman will stop her foolishness and try to set a good example for her children.
The T-shirt off their back
EMPLOYEES at a pizza joint are crying discrimination and unfair treatment because management is asking them to pay for one of the T-shirts which they are authorised to wear bearing the company’s logo.
Upset workers have already taken their case to the union after they were informed that two shirts would be given free but they would have to pay for the third shirt based on their size.
The women want to know if workers who wear size small are to pay less than the worker who wears extra large.
They also want to know why they have to advertise the company’s product by wearing the shirt and yet pay for giving them recognition.
