A CERTAIN non-national who is married to a Bajan man is walking around telling people that as soon as she gets her immigration papers he is history.
The poor husband, who is short and drives a grey car, seems to be a big sucker for punishment.
The couple have not been married long but already they are sleeping in separate rooms and he cannot even touch her. Yet she insists that he should not speak to certain people in their district with whom he was once good friends.
It seems that he is not aware that his wife, who thinks she’s a beauty queen but actually looks like Miss Piggy, is running around with a taxi driver.
Her young husband needs to get a paternity test, too, because the child looks more like the man who drives the Z car than like him.
Change of fortune
Neighbours are wondering if a woman in their district has won the lottery.
All of a sudden, for the past two weeks, trucks have been delivering new furniture and appliances at her house.
The problem is that she lost her job earlier this year and some of her neighbours have been giving her food items for herself and her three children since they were living off of ramen noodles for a long time.
But now that she is getting all of these brand-new items delivered to her door, she has stopped speaking to the same people who were helping her out.
Sitting on his hands
Staff at an important institution say their boss is driving them crazy.
Apparently he sits behind his desk, watching everything fall apart around him, and his only solution to the problem is to say that he has no power to do anything about it.
It also appears that people have been dropping down like flies because of the inefficiency of his department.
Hard-working staff members are totally fed up with the way the department is being managed because it makes all of them look bad.
All very hush hush
SOME PEOPLE are trying to keep what happened to a certain man, who is very popular, very quiet as they say it would affect his career.
From what we were told, this man had one woman in the front seat of his car laughing and talking at a beach he likes to go. Then a car pulled up behind him trapping his car between the vehicle and the sandy beach area.
A woman then got out and menacingly approached his car shouting obscenities at him and the woman. The man sat there looking totally embarrassed.
Everyone figured the woman who was doing this was his wife as she was brown-skinned. But would you believe that the woman getting on bad was his main outside thing? She is supposed to have said that she doesn’t mind having to compete with a wife, but not a keep miss as well.
To be or knot to be?
There is a well known woman who has been telling all her friends that her equally well known boyfriend will finally propose to her on Christmas Day.
But she will be in for the shock of her life because her man has been telling his friends that she has been naughty, not nice, and the only expensive ring that she will be getting is the one on the telephone – with a goodbye song attached to it.