I DON’T KNOW BOUT WUNNAH but sometimes I does experience things and what yuh really want to say is not what does come out yuh mout’ – yuh does say de politically correct thing rather than what yuh really want to say.
Like de Sri Lankan man who get he family to bury he alive to break a local record for being buried alive and dis time he dead! It was not de first time either that he do that, so what do you say to de family? Sorry ’bout yuh loss or de truth? – “Dat idiot did tempting de Lord fuh a long time. He wanted to be buried alive and he get he wish. I only hope wunnah don’t dig he up to bury he again!”
Cruel, right? But honest to de core, call muh insensitive, but at least I honest. Rush Limbaugh, that paragon of virtue and hater of Barack Obama and ultra right wing talk radio host, iffing you exit a building wid Limbaugh and turn left you is a communist. But he don’t stop there; he does berate anybody who don’t agree wid he bizarre views.
But dis time he went too far, cursing a law student because of she views and calling she a slut and a prostitute! Not once, but fuh three days, and when advertisers decide enough is enough and cancel sponsorship of de show, Limbaugh rushing to apologize. Now persuade de Vendor dat he really sorry.
I woulda respect Rush iffing he woulda stand by he words and be counted, but he is just a coward and a bully! You feel he had mixed emotions?
Not me! Fuh three days he say what he really meant but run like a sissy wid he tail between he legs when advertisers flee and people started protesting.
Yuh son commit a robbery, armed wid a gun, fire shots and fleeing de scene of de crime meet de Grim Reaper and swift justice. Dis is a hard one – what to do? Come out and say he was a good boy, dat he would never harm a fly or tell de truth and say: “Well, he was muh son and as a son ah have to love he but he disgrace de family name and I can only pray fuh he soul”?
Banks Brewery mek spirits by de millions of gallons for over 50 years at de brewery in Wildey before building a new plant at Newton. Many a man and woman found salvation nightly in bars, clubs and refrigerators wid de spirits of Wildey, going back night after night fuh more and de more they get the happier some become. Others does get sad and cry; some does talk to de spirits.
So de old brewery now fuh sale and who buying it? Tell me that wunnah don’t see de humour in a church buying de brewery? Tell me dat it didn’t cross wunnah mind that both in the spirits business and dat it was a logical choice fuh a church to purchase de brewery? I suspect that a lot of blessings will be invoked before any services begin!
And then there is muh good friend Sir Roy and muh buddy Alex Mcdonald! Imagine dat them will say no to de lovely Esther Byer-Suckoo and yes to Freundel Stuart! I still trying to figure dat one out. How yuh could turn down Esther fuh Freundel?
Wunnah know dat whenever wunnah done wunnah gine say yes to Freundel, right? Mixed emotions again.
And then de foolish question of de week. Prince Harry in Jamaica challenging Usain Bolt a race and a friend asking, “Market,who win?”
I, Market Vendor, gone fuh now.
Have a blessed and a wonderful day, yuh hear?
