MEN are being asked to beware of three buxom young women who are going around to bars at night and deceiving men for their money.
These women may look sexy in their skimpy outfits but they are nothing more than professional pickpockets.
An unsuspecting male, who was hanging out at the popular Oistins Bay Garden, found this out the hard way when one of them slipped away with $1 400 after putting down some very slick dance moves.
Feeling thirsty and needing a drink, he headed for the bar only to discover when he tapped his pocket that the wallet was gone – so was the woman when he returned to the dance floor.
Another man was left breathless as one of the sexy women put some dance moves on him, wrapping her legs around his waist and sometimes throwing them over his head in acrobatic stunts or grinding so hard on him that it left him dizzy. By the time she was done with her acrobatic dance moves and slyly departed from his side, he realised that his wallet was gone.
Yet another man who was liming with friends at another event suffered a similar fate when one of these women sparked up a conversation with him while touching him all over his body. When the lime was all over, his wallet with $300 was gone as well as the conniving woman.
Two-timer loses out
A man who deals with concrete is having a hard time getting over a very embarrassing situation which has made him the talk of the town.
Apparently he was caught with his pants down, so to speak, by his lover at another woman’s house putting down some Arawak moves.
His shocked lover left a note in the woman’s driveway telling him: “Don’t come back. You are a hypocrite and a liar.”
And she also dropped off his belongings with a similar message attached at the business he owns.
When he turned up for work, even the neighbours were peeping out as he shamefully tried to sweep up his clothes. It appears that he remained fenced in at work all of that day because he was too embarrassed to show his face.
His friends want to know how he could find himself in this situation when only a few years back two women were publicly fighting over his wayward son and it got really nasty.
It seems he was following in his son’s footsteps but he has already realised that his cheating ways has cost him to lose a good woman.
Spat turns ugly
IT SEEMS that a particular Government agency will never be able to rid itself of bad behaviour among its employees.
The latest incident occurred recently when two truck drivers bitterly cussed out each other on the job with one telling the supervisor not to give the other any more trucks to drive because he had damaged one by falling into a pothole.
The argument got so nasty that the other man retorted and told his co-driver that he should go and pay the farmer the $1 700 he owed him for more than three years after he was caught sleeping with his heifer.
Stubborn fashionista
A certain policewoman, who likes wearing a lot of make-up and jewellery and has an obsession with getting her nails done every week, needs to go and read the new dress code.
She seems to think she is a law unto herself by still turning up for work sporting painted long nails.
Her colleagues want to know why she would think it is okay to turn up for work wearing those long fingernails.
