PUDDING & SOUSE: Where have all the roses gone?

THE BAD BEHAVIOUR of a certain hairdresser is making headlines in a close-knit neighbourhood where she lives.
Everyone is wondering if she lost her boutique job because of her bad hygiene and malicious nature.
Recently she has been causing a lot of confusion, first with her child’s father, then with a neighbour who spread her bedroom business. After that she had a big bassa bassa with her in-laws.
Her neighbours want her to get her life in order and stop walking around talking about other people.
They want to know why it is that the roses don’t smell sweet anymore.
Two of her friends are now calling her a thorn and saying that they are staying far away from her.
It seems that the queens and roses are now a thing of the past.
 
Brazen affair at the office
 
IN THESE HARD economic times, when people are fighting to keep their jobs, why is it that people responsible for the social security of the country’s citizens have time to fraternise and carry on salacious sexual acts on Government time and premises, instead of doing the job that they were hired to do?
But what goes on in the dark must come to light.
The people in high office at this institution have come across some scintillating evidence, and the two individuals responsible are now shaking in their boots awaiting that dreaded call for a meeting.
They will both have to show evidence of how they manage the Government’s time.
This “Syruptlady” has not learned by now that doing these awful acts constantly over the years has left a bitter taste in the mouths of her co-workers, who want her to honour her vows that were twice taken.
On the other hand, the “Cool Dude” will soon find out he’s not so cool after all when his “friends” spill the terrible secret he’s been hiding.
One older female co-worker who is very disgusted about the brazen affair wants them to know that they are both married to other people and should stop acting as though they are a married couple on the job.
These two are making more than a contribution to the demise of two families.
 
‘Angel’ in disgrace
 
A CELEBRITY who usually gets big hails from the younger generation is now the talk of the town since he and his innocent earth angel can be seen in an explicit homemade video now being circulated on Blackberries.
This beauty, who loves to be in the spotlight, has her family hiding in shame since the horrible beating at her workplace from the outside man, was what led to the exposing of this video.
Now she has all the popularity and fame which she wanted!
 
Cuss-out on Facebook
 
A WELL-KNOWN WOMAN from a St Michael district should stop and check herself before she focuses on other people.
She has fallen out with her friends after borrowing their clothes and eating their food. Now she is walking around bad-talking them and cursing them out on Facebook.
But she has made a big mistake of cursing one of these girls about her child.
People want to know if she has forgotten that when she was pregnant with her first child, she tied down her belly to hide the pregnancy, causing the baby to be born prematurely. The curse of her actions still remains on the poor child, who has stunted growth and is even smaller than her younger sibling.
Her friends also want her to know that she should not go on Facebook and curse out people if she can’t spell simple four- and five-letter words.
All she is doing is making everyone laugh at how illiterate she is.