A WAITRESS at a certain hotel is definitely serving up more than drinks and food.
She has been involved in a relationship with another worker at the hotel who is now finding out that he is not the only one sharing her goodies.
Apparently, she has been sleeping not only with other male workers but also with some of the guests.
When some of her friends asked why she was cheating so badly on her lover, she told them in no uncertain terms that if he liked her he would accept what she did.
But everyone is wondering what this poor man is going to do now that one of the men she slept with has gone to the doctor and is accusing her of making him very, very ill.
Brimstone and fire
IT SEEMS that a female pastor has incurred the wrath of her congregation by behaving in a scandalous manner.
She has been bringing down fire and brimstone on members who do not pay their tithes by charging them double or triple, depending on how many Sundays they do not pay.
And to make matters worse she has also demanded that the congregation pay her back every cent for the vehicle she bought for the church, even though she said it was a gift from God.
The churchgoers were particularly upset one Sunday when she stood in the pulpit and castigated people for not putting money in the offering, saying that she would pray to God that holes would burn in their pockets.
Some people have turned their backs on the church, leaving the pastor and her children with only a handful of dotish followers.
Living a dirty life
When will this ugly man with the nasty-looking skin who poses as a woman stop trying to get women’s men to sleep in, and live at, his house?
Everyone knows that you are a man and all the operations in the world can’t change that.
Left alone
People who attended a recent funeral were shocked to see the ex-wife and the girlfriend of the deceased’s brother engaged in a heated argument outside the church.
They were even more surprised when the girlfriend got into her car and drove away without staying for the service.
Now everyone is wondering if the ex-wife has regained the top spot, since she sat next to her former husband throughout the ceremony and even held his hand at the graveside.
Seems that the girlfriend was the only one mourning.
Wrong brew
The operators of a canteen need to understand that they cannot treat customers badly and serve food which is not worth the money.
Imagine the shock a customer got when she ordered a liver-cutter and got only one piece of liver in the bread!
When the customer asked what was going on, she was rudely informed to take it or leave it.
What was even more upsetting is that the canteen, which is located on a main road, carries the logo of a popular brew. Maybe this company needs to closely examine the people they are sponsoring.
