It was indeed a Kadooment with bite this year, especially musically and during the merriment one reveller was not to be left out.
While on Bank Hall he saw an old-time friend and while hurrying to make himself seen and connect with a high-five greeting, he accidentally bounced a female bystander, who blurted out, “You gine lick my drink outta my hand?”
Knowing that he had merely brushed her, he retorted: “But I barely brush you.”
An onlooker said: “Wait, bossman dem is ur teeth on the ground?”
The reveller, whose false teeth had dropped out of his mouth and struck the woman’s cup before landing in the road, snatched them up and clicked them into his mouth with one rhythmic action and continued jamming to the beat.
Suicide watch
Friends of a truck driver are more than worried about him lately after his young lover left him.
Hot on the heels of being dumped by his staunch woman and swearing never to have a serious relationship again, the top driver hurriedly embraced this young ‘hot stepper’ and treated her like a queen for the six-month duration of the relationship.
The chauffeur, who has attempted suicide once already, has again isolated himself from all of his friends and they have placed him on suicide watch.
Uncaring saleswoman
Talk about service with a smile, well Pudding and Souse has been told about a shocking case of the opposite. A livid customer went into a City store and approached a sales clerk who was in a conversation with two women.
After waiting for a minute of two, one of the girls told the sales clerk that a customer wanted assistance. Low and behold the sales clerk declared that the customer would have to wait until she was finished talking. Well, the customer has sworn never to return to that store since they don’t seem to care.
Seeing red over gunfire
RESIDENTS in a certain City district are seeing red over the constant dubs and gunfire that frequently break up their night’s rest.
Despite several calls to the police and repeated pleas to bring this rowdy and illegal behaviour to an end, the calls have fallen on deaf ears.
All hours of the night and into the early morning the dub music booms. This is then followed by rapid gunfire.
Some residents complain that this has been going on for years, and seemingly will go on indefinitely since law enforcers seem unable to control this lawlessness sweeping the neighbourhood.
Disorderly conduct
WORKMATES are still in a state of shock after a health worker was caught behaving in a disorderly manner in a dark street one night.
Colleagues say it came as a shock to them, even though they are aware that he lives his life with gay abandon, that he would stoop so low as to embrace every Sam Coochie and the duppy.
Some workers, however, say that that location is his home away from home and that he regularly can be found plying his trade there almost on a nightly basis.