IF ANYONE was questioning the sexuality of a certain truck driver who works in a Government ministry, those questions were put to rest recently when he was overlooked for a driving position.Apparently, he would have been the obvious choice to take over driving the truck when the long-time driver retired, but it seems that his masculinity got in the way, and another colleague, who has a softer voice and a more gentle touch, was selected.But the truck driver took everything in good stride. He was proud to let everyone know that he was never a part of the Mothers Union, and he would always be a member of the Men’s Fellowship.Woman’s fire out of controlA WOMAN who is accustomed putting out fires seems to be in so much heat that she may need an extra hose to put out the personal fire in her life.She has been cheating on her man with a young stud who she claims is only a friend, and sneaking him into her house when she thinks neighbours are not looking.But the neighbours want to know what excuse she will give her man when he finds out that one of her work colleagues has been hosing her down.Will a change come?A CERTAIN dark-skinned, dreadlocked woman has been sitting on the bank since her recent problems with the law.Her friends are wondering how she is feeling now that she has been caught doing what she does best – stealing.They are wondering if being caught will cause her to finally change her criminal ways since she is known for robbing poor old people of their pension cheques and their property.Even her former lesbian lover is saying that she regrets getting involved with the light-fingered woman, who is also a compulsive liar.Island woman ‘working on’ widowIF A WOMAN wants to know why she has not received a cent of the thousands that her former husband left behind when he mysteriously died, she should try fighting fire with fire.She may also want to visit someone with a crystal ball to give her some insight into how she can retaliate against evil forces.Little does she know that the woman from one of the islands has been doing everything possible to stop her and her children from getting any of her former husband’s wealth.The woman has been rubbing her body with various oils, sprinkling powder in her underwear, and rubbing substances on her face and under her arm. She also keeps a bunch of feathers, jumbie beads, turpentine, moth balls and garlic very close at hand.No wonder that she and her children are driving luxury vehicles and living the big life, while the former wife and her children are suffering.The former wife needs to know that the time has come for her to get her act together since in this case she would have to fight evil with evil.Objection to teacher-student affairWHEN THE new school term begins, a group of angry students who attend a tertiary institution plan to object very strongly to the illicit relationship between one of the students and a tutor.Pudding & Souse has learned that the disgruntled students are claiming that their colleague has been getting only “A” grades since she started sleeping with the tutor.The students said they had suspicions after seeing her in the luxury car after school. But these were confirmed because the two have been spotted at public events and she was even bringing snacks, water and lunch for him.Apparently, some students have drawn the matter to the attention of management, even providing photos of the two together, but so far nothing has been done.They say the students should be made to redo the subjects which are taught by the tutor and have someone else mark her papers to see if she would still get “A” grades.
