THEY SAY a photo is worth more than a thousand words but a certain young woman is also finding out that there is no price attached to your dignity when a picture goes viral.
It seems that not too long ago, when she was young and giddy-headed, she and some friends took photos of their private parts in what was supposed to be a “fat cat” competition.
Little did she know that those photos would come back to haunt her and cause her to lose a more important competition.
Hopefully, the young woman has learnt a valuable life lesson and now realizes that her private parts should always remain private.
Gay abandon
SOME MEN who work at a Government agency are tired of the sexual harassment they have been getting from one supervisor.
Word is that the men are afraid to go to the bathroom because the supervisor is always behind them making jokes about their penises.
The men are particularly angry about the constant sexual remarks aimed at them and want the bosses to apply the brakes to this individual. They are angry that the supervisor is allowed to drive around bends with such gay abandon.
While the well known supervisor is really supposed to be looking after the interest of the workers the men say that all he seems to want to do is to have an affair.
They are planning to march to the place near Roebuck Street and demand his removal the next time he tries to take advantage of any of them.
Hanging hat too high
A WELL KNOWN businessman is about to lose several of his very loyal customers.
Apparently he recently went to his customers crying and saying that business was slow and he could no longer afford to pay for the cable TV service for them to watch. The faithful customers, who like to hang out at the business and watch television, decided to pool their money and pay for the service.
However, they are now finding out that he is sending his daughter to a private school instead of the Government school which she passed for; that he has been paying rent for children who are not his; and that he is also paying a huge medical bill for one of his outside women.
But, worst of all, the customers cannot even watch the cable TV whenever they want because his daughter is always watching cartoons.
The customers want this ungrateful man to know that he can’t operate his business without them and if he does not clean up his act and stop lying they will all be boycotting his business.
Double life
FRIENDS OF a certain man were not surprised by his very public involvement in a recent domestic dispute.
They say this man has a long history of physically abusing women and had even caused two women to go into hiding, fearing for their lives.
Word around town is that this man has been living a double life for several years.
People who know him are hoping that he will finally come out of the closet now that the word is out and that he will have the courage to declare his love for his very close male friend who has stood by his side through thick and thin.
