HELLO? Is this the No. 1 radio talk show in the Caribbean Down To Brass Tacks?
Am I on the air? Is that Mr Ellis? Mr Johnson? Mr Marshall? Mr Hoyos?
Sirs, it don’t matter which one of wunnah it is, I here to speak muh mind. It is a case of mind over matter, you don’t mind and I don’t matter!
But sirs, wunnah see how in 2008 de Republicans did bring a old white man named McCain to run gainst my boy Barack Obama and dat did not work, so now dem bringing a new version of de same candidate, a younger black man name not McCain but simply Cain to run gainst the said same Barack Obama?
Sirs, wunnah feel that in he wildest dreams de late great Martin Luther King did ever dream dat a black man woulda be president of the United States of Amurca?
My memory failing me dese days but I can’t remember de great one dreaming dat? Did he ever dream dat one day a black man would be opposing another black man fuh President of de United States ? Did he ever dream dat? Did he dare dream dat there would be a straight fight between two black men ensuring dat a black man was bound to be again de next President of Amurca?
I know I tekking up valuable time pun de programme sirs, but wunnah say dis programme is fuh de people to have dem say and I does hear a lot people call dis programme and talk nuff foolishness, so at least lemme talk mine today! I don’t tink Dr King did see dis in he vision at all, two black men in 2012, one fuh de Republican party and de next fuh de Dems running to be El Jeffe!
There is a reason why Dr King didn’t have dat vision, becausing sirs “it is not going to happen, not in Amurca, certainly not in 2012”!
Mr Cain could only be foolin he self tinking dat gwine happen and after de events of de last week when ghosts of women past and allegations of interfering wid women come to de fore. Given he lapses of memory, “I can’t recall this and I can’t recall dat” sirs, de Vendor is forced to ask “Is Cain Able?” in de Bible there was Cain and Abel too and nothing good did come there either!
Mr Cain is wuh runners does call de rabbit, he get send out front to set de pace, pave de way, till de big guns ready! And he own party turning guns pun he, just now he gwine be Rabbit stew!
De past week he change he story faster than Rihanna does tek off she clothes! And whereas when my girl strip down she is a sight to behold, he story was like news alerts fuh a coming Hurri-Cain, different minute by minute. It wasn’t “not me, maybe, no honey, no money, some money, definitely no honey, don’t know she, had drinks wid she,” man yuh got more lyrics than Dave Martins.
And you want to run gainst my boy Barack? Yuh ready fuh a good whipping wid yuh own cain? Like Martin Luther I too have a dream, a dream that one day coming soon, a man named Barack will face down de reactionary forces and will create history and become again the President of Amurca, I have a dream that Cain will still be Able to make and sell pizzas!
I Market Vendor gone fuh now. You have a blessed and a wonderful day, yuh hear?
