Saturday, April 27, 2024

FLYING FISH & COU COU: Give us our stripes

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WE HAVE SHOWN what we can do.

Now you must show what you intend to do.

This is the loud and clear message a number of people have been telling the young Turks now the pot at Horatio’s house is not boiling over anymore.

With all the top people in that big mansion taking lead roles in the recent production entitled Rat Invasion, they have made it clear that they don’t mind taking on the leading roles in the drama but they must have permanent star positions.

According to the people near St Christopher’s Church, the people in the Pine and even a technician from St John, the acting roles these stars have been given are unbecoming of people who must lead the cast in feature length productions.

So even before General Big Fuss gets back onto the battlefield, they will have to ensure that the captains and the field strategist get their commissions otherwise there may be problems when the fighting starts.

Princess in charge

THE POUTING PRINCESS has started to change things.

Once it would have been unheard of for the Heavy Roller to go past Culloden Road to meet his cousins. The educator from St Joseph would not have done it either. But the woman who has recently returned home refreshed and recharged from all the cool winds off the Rhone is willing to work with General Big Fuss to show that she has might and clout.

The one thing which has brought some serious dissent was when the Pouting Princess got lost by the Garrison trying to find a house of prayer. Some of her lieutenants feel that it was already a step down in status and office, but to appear as to follow, was now to surrender the glorious leadership.

A few shouts could be heard stating that it is a pity that Julian who was hunted and taken over to Haggatt Hall did not take control of the legacy of the distinguished knights.

The short man – the educator from St Joseph – who has been in the spotlight as if he is still the head teacher was not up front and seemingly calling the shots on this occasion.

In fact, this was noted behind the scenes and even in public. Reports are that he was purposely left out by the joint leadership who felt he should not be on the school compound.

One night last week while the Pouting Princess was having a wonderful time, a walker who saw her in Two Mile Hill asked why the retired head teacher does not go home. She never answered but just smiled as a minstrel serenaded her.

Admittedly, the song was little more than a convoluted reverb, which many said they hope does not reflect what the Pouting Princess might turn out to be: a piece of verbosity.

Opportunity knocks

OUT OF EVERY BAD comes good. This was the echo of many people across Bimshire this week as people opened their eyes to new possibilities.

The sweet-sounding Baptist preacher sought to ensure the people of parish land and other areas where he seeks their favour did not suffer too much inconvenience because of his family’s decision to stay at home.

He is not a fan of the movie Rat Invasion and did not want it being shown in Bridgetown but just could not prevent its screening, since it was available all over the place. So some people who were also against the movie said it offered some new opportunities to thrift men.

Soon it was all over the radio, and the talk on the streets was that rather than continue buying very expensive trucks or even get new men to clean up the Rat Invasion in Silver Sands, the man who sounds like a preacher from southern USA should consider offering contracts for specific areas and allowing for the growth of a new group of entrepreneurs.

With airtight agreements, these new contractors would have to deliver. The actors would have something new about which to write their screenplay.

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