A CREDIT CARD has once again landed a union official in hot water.
Apparently, when the accountants received the statement they realized the card had been maxed out and that there was a long list of high and low-end restaurants where it had been used.
It appears that the official, who has been putting on quite a few pounds recently, was eating out every day and night and using the company’s emergency credit card to pay for his food.
The card has been confiscated, but the union is now wondering if it should really give the card to officers since everybody uses it to fill their belly.
Caught up in gay fight
A SECRETARY who was ordered to write two women about their unruly behaviour wants to steer clear of the drama.
It appears that the two women are always cussing out each other in the workplace because both are lesbians and they can’t stand the sight of each other.
They are also sworn enemies and are always in competition to see who can bed the most women at work.
The poor secretary has been thrown in the midst but the reason why she does not want to write them is because one is her very good “friend”.
Don’t go for man in green
THERE IS a particular man in a green uniform who loves to woo females with his charm. He makes friends with them very quickly, then hurriedly moves from the front door to the bedroom. He was one of many seen working around Crop Over time at many of the popular events.
This man is known for never having one woman at a time, so that when one goes there is another one to quickly fill her place.
He was dealing with a young lady who works at a well-known establishment on the outskirts of The City while messing with another woman who drives a small white car.
Many of his friends say that he and a few others use their home as a ranch and a different girl is there each week. Girls, beware the charmer; don’t be a victim.
Money in law books
TALK AROUND TOWN is that a certain high-profiled attorney has a lot of money stashed in his law books but doesn’t even know the money is there.
Apparently, his very clever wife, who likes to think that she is both the beauty and brains in the relationship, has been stashing money away in hubby’s vast law book collection because she has realised that he does not like to read.
That may probably explain why the legal eagle, who is known for being very loud-mouthed and arrogant, hardly wins cases.
All talk, no action
PEOPLE AT A PLACE popular with a certain sport are singing a strange song. They are singing:
“Woe is he, he couldn’t change the calamity;“Woe is he, nothing to show for his salary.”
These people in the know are saying that despite the old talk very little has changed through the years to pay the expenses of this place.
And this person brought on to change fortunes will soon be moving on, having made little impact.
